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What became of Leremy?"
"He is captain in the Sixth Dragoons."
"And Pinson?"
"He's a subprefect."
"And Racollet?"
"Dead."
We were searching for other names which would remind us of the
youthful faces of our younger days. Once in a while we had met some
of these old comrades, bearded, bald, married, fathers of several
children, and the realization of these changes had given us an
unpleasant shudder, reminding us how short life is, how everything
passes away, how everything changes. My friend asked me:
"And Patience, fat Patience?"
I almost, howled:
"Oh! as for him, just listen to this. Four or five years ago I was
in Limoges, on a tour of inspection, and I was waiting for dinner
time. I was seated before the big cafe in the Place du Theatre, just
bored to death. The tradespeople were coming by twos, threes or
fours, to take their absinthe or vermouth, talking all the time of
their own or other people's business, laughing loudly, or lowering
their voices in order to impart some important or delicate piece of
news.
"I was saying to myself: 'What shall I do after dinner?' And I
thought of the long evening in this provincial town, of the slow,
dreary walk through unknown streets, of the impression of deadly
gloom which these provincial people produce on the lonely traveller,
and of the whole oppressive atmosphere of the place.
"I was thinking of all these things as I watched the little jets of
gas flare up, feeling my loneliness increase with the falling
shadows.
"A big, fat man sat down at the next table and called in a
stentorian voice:
"'Waiter, my bitters!'
"The 'my' came out like the report of a cannon. I immediately
understood that everything was his in life, and not another's; that
he had his nature, by Jove, his appetite, his trousers, his
everything, his, more absolutely and more completely than anyone
else's. Then he looked round him with a satisfied air. His bitters
were brought, and he ordered:
"'My newspaper!'
"I wondered: 'Which newspaper can his be?' The title would certainly
reveal to me his opinions, his theories, his principles, his
hobbies, his weaknesses.
"The waiter brought the Temps. I was surprised. Why the Temps, a
serious, sombre, doctrinaire, impartial sheet? I thought:
"'He must be a serious man with settled and regular habits; in
short, a good bourgeois.'
"He put on his gold-rimmed spectacles, leaned back before beginning
to read, and once more glanced about him. He noticed me, and
immediately began to stare at me in an annoying manner. I was even
going to ask the reason for this attention, when he exclaimed from
his seat:
"'Well, by all that's holy, if this isn't Gontran Lardois.'
"I answered:
"'Yes, monsieur, you are not mistaken.'
"Then he quickly rose and came toward me with hands outstretched:
"'Well, old man, how are you?'
"As I did not recognize him at all I was greatly embarrassed. I
stammered:
"'Why-very well-and-you?'
"He began to laugh "'I bet you don't recognize me.'
"'No, not exactly. It seems--however--'
"He slapped me on the back:
"'Come on, no joking! I am Patience, Robert Patience, your friend,
your chum.'
"I recognized him. Yes, Robert Patience, my old college chum. It was
he. I took his outstretched hand:
"'And how are you?'
"'Fine!'
"His smile was like a paean of victory.
"He asked:
"'What are you doing here?'
"I explained that I was government inspector of taxes.
"He continued, pointing to my red ribbon:
"'Then you have-been a success?'
"I answered:
"'Fairly so. And you?'
"'I am doing well!'
"'What are you doing?'
"'I'm in business.'
"'Making money?'
"'Heaps. I'm very rich. But come around to lunch, to-morrow noon, 17
Rue du Coq-qui-Chante; you will see my place.'
"He seemed to hesitate a second, then continued:
"'Are you still the good sport that you used to be?'
"'I--I hope so.'
"'Not married?'
"'No.'
"'Good. And do you still love a good time and potatoes?'
"I was beginning to find him hopelessly vulgar. Nevertheless, I
answered "'Yes.'
"'And pretty girls?'
"'Most assuredly.'
"He began to laugh good-humoredly.
"'Good, good! Do you remember our first escapade, in Bordeaux, after
that dinner at Routie's? What a spree!'
"I did, indeed, remember that spree; and the recollection of it
cheered me up. This called to mind other pranks. He would say:
"'Say, do you remember the time when we locked the proctor up in old
man Latoque's cellar?'
"And he laughed and banged the table with his fist, and then he
continued:
"'Yes-yes-yes-and do you remember the face of the geography teacher,
M. Marin, the day we set off a firecracker in the globe, just as he
was haranguing about the principal volcanoes of the earth?'
"Then suddenly I asked him:
"'And you, are you married?'
"He exclaimed:
"'Ten years, my boy, and I have four children, remarkable
youngsters; but you'll see them and their mother.'
"We were talking rather loud; the people around us looked at us in
surprise.
"Suddenly my friend looked at his watch, a chronometer the size of a
pumpkin, and he cried:
"'Thunder! I'm sorry, but I'll have to leave you; I am never free at
night.'
"He rose, took both my hands, shook them as though he were trying to
wrench my arms from their sockets, and exclaimed:
"'So long, then; till to-morrow noon!'
"'So long!'
"I spent the morning working in the office of the collector-general
of the Department. The chief wished me to stay to luncheon, but I
told him that I had an engagement with a friend. As he had to go
out, he accompanied me.
"I asked him:
"'Can you tell me how I can find the Rue du Coq-qui-Chante?'
"He answered:
"'Yes, it's only five minutes' walk from here. As I have nothing
special to do, I will take you there.'
"We started out and soon found ourselves there. It was a wide, fine-
looking street, on the outskirts of the town. I looked at the houses
and I noticed No. 17. It was a large house with a garden behind it.
The facade, decorated with frescoes, in the Italian style, appeared
to me as being in bad taste. There were goddesses holding vases,
others swathed in clouds. Two stone cupids supported the number of
the house.
"I said to the treasurer:
"'Here is where I am going.'
"I held my hand out to him. He made a quick, strange gesture, said
nothing and shook my hand.
"I rang. A maid appeared. I asked:
"'Monsieur Patience, if you please?'
"She answered:
"'Right here, sir. Is it to monsieur that you wish to speak?'
"'Yes.'
"The hall was decorated with paintings from the brush of some local
artist. Pauls and Virginias were kissing each other under palm trees
bathed in a pink light. A hideous Oriental lantern was ranging from
the ceiling. Several doors were concealed by bright hangings.
"But what struck me especially was the odor. It was a sickening and
perfumed odor, reminding one of rice powder and the mouldy smell of
a cellar. An indefinable odor in a heavy atmosphere as oppressive as
that of public baths. I followed the maid up a marble stairway,
covered with a green, Oriental carpet, and was ushered into a
sumptubus parlor.
"Left alone, I looked about me.
"The room was richly furnished, but in the pretentious taste of a
parvenu. Rather fine engravings of the last century represented
women with powdered hair dressed high surprised by gentlemen in
interesting positions. Another lady, lying in a large bed, was
teasing with her foot a little dog, lost in the sheets. One drawing
showed four feet, bodies concealed behind a curtain. The large room,
surrounded by soft couches, was entirely impregnated with that
enervating and insipid odor which I had already noticed. There
seemed to be something suspicious about the walls, the hangings, the
exaggerated luxury, everything.
"I approached the window to look into the garden. It was very big,
shady, beautiful. A wide path wound round a grass plot in the midst
of which was a fountain, entered a shrubbery and came out farther
away. And, suddenly, yonder, in the distance, between two clumps of
bushes, three women appeared. They were walking slowly, arm in arm,
clad in long, white tea-gowns covered with lace. Two were blondes
and the other was dark-haired. Almost immediately they disappeared
again behind the trees. I stood there entranced, delighted with this
short and charming apparition, which brought to my mind a whole
world of poetry. They had scarcely allowed themselves to be seen, in
just the proper light, in that frame of foliage, in the midst of
that mysterious, delightful park. It seemed to me that I had
suddenly seen before me the great ladies of the last century, who
were depicted in the engravings on the wall. And I began to think of
the happy, joyous, witty and amorous times when manners were so
graceful and lips so approachable.
"A deep voice male me jump. Patience had come in, beaming, and held
out his hands to me.
"He looked into my eyes with the sly look which one takes when
divulging secrets of love, and, with a Napoleonic gesture, he showed
me his sumptuous parlor, his park, the three women, who had
reappeared in the back of it, then, in a triumphant voice, where the
note of pride was prominent, he said:
"'And to think that I began with nothing--my wife and my
sister-in-law!'"